【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄 

I have curly hair, so once (the mustache) gets out it starts going in 65 different directions, ... So now I have to wax it to control it. I asked the kids if I could get rid of it and they said 'No.'-- Marty Miller
我有一頭的捲髮，因此鬍鬚長出來時會到處亂竄，...也因此我得上油去控制它。我問了小鬼們假如我刮掉它們呢？他都說"不要"。-- 馬帝．米樂

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have.-- Norman Vincent Peale
面對你的障礙並為之努力。你將會發現它們只有你認為的一半難。-- 若曼．文森．皮爾


Dr. Norman Vincent Peale (May 31, 1898 – December 24, 1993) was a minister and author (most notably of The Power of Positive Thinking) and a progenitor of the theory of "positive thinking".


大叔：心不難，事不難。

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄 

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.-- Jay Leno
查閱一下你的連絡人，扣他們並請他們載你去機場。那個會載你的人是真朋友。剩下的不是壞人；他們只是熟人。--傑．懶諾

傑·懶諾（英語：Jay Leno，1950年4月28日－），美國脫口秀主持人，從1992年至2009年7月17年一直在NBC電視台主持脫口秀《傑·懶諾今夜秀》（The Tonight Show with Jay Leno），而期間該節目一直保持著高收視率，甚至位於每周收視榜首。

扯嗓的大叔：誰載我去機場？

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄 

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.-- anonymous
最好保持沈默並被認為是個笨蛋，比一開口就掃清別人所有疑慮要佳。-- 佚名

哦~大叔：有些事是不辯自明地~

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄 

Respect yourself and others will respect you.-- Confucius
人必自重，而後人重之-- 孔子 (孟子離婁篇)

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄 

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.-- Abraham Lincoln
幾乎所有的人都可以忍受逆境，但是如果你想要測試一個人的特性，那就給他權力！-- 林肯

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄

【傑瑞大叔】每日一句英文語錄 

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.-- Bill Vaughan
年輕就是當你允許在跨年夜時熬夜；中年就是當你被迫去熬夜時。--比爾．

William E. ("Bill") Vaughan (October 8, 1915 – February 25, 1977) was an American columnist and author. Born in Saint Louis, Missouri, he was published in Reader's Digest and Better Homes and Gardens under the pseudonym Burton Hillis.

做莊的大叔：通殺啊~~~哈哈哈